Ma’am, the Harry Potter movie ended 20 minutes ago. You have to leave the theatre.
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RSS50 years from now when someone asks "what were you like as a teenager?"
- Most people: I was so bad! I snuck out and experimented with drugs and never listened to my parents and...
- Me: I sat on my laptop and stalked this boy band all day and read gay fanfiction...
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dec 13th, 2010—
yixing’s status on his renren: lonly
luhan’s comment: 你蛋疼不？~*renren is the chinese version of facebook
*yixing typo-ed ‘lonely’ as ‘lonly’ LMAO
*’你蛋疼不’ is basically web slang for ‘are you an idiot’ (sou/rces)Hahaha!!!! It goes deeper than idiot! Here “蛋” means balls (as you know,only male has it) “疼” means ache. 蛋疼=balls ache. This word is used to describe someone deserves belt or owe a flat because of spending time on boring things.
你蛋疼不？= Don’t you feel your balls ache?
^ accurate translation right there.
What a moment this is, Luhan using such crude chinese slang.
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Baby don't cry
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“The inspiration of this song is Little Mermaid 1837. When the little mermaid turn 15, she falls in love with a prince. She asks Sea witch to give her legs in exchange. She hopes prince could marry her but fails. If she kill the prince with the knife, she will become a mermaid again. But when she stands in front of his bed, she could not bear to do that. When the sun rises, her body dissolves into foam.In the song ‘Baby Don’t Cry’, the prince doesnt sleep, he wakes up and asks her to kill him:: ‘Dont hesitate, please take my heart. Love is kind of light winkling. It is mercy to close my eyes in the moonlight. Suppose me as a stranger, or fancy yourself actor. What we say is just lines of an opera. Baby dont cry tonight. When the dawn lights the skies, it will be as if nothing ever happened. You will never dissolve into foam, for my love is with you forever. So, baby dont cry cry.’”
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About Thoughts
"i would not, could not in a house, i would not, could not with a mouse. i would not, could not in a box, i would not, could not with a fox. i will not eat them here or there, i will not eat them anywhere! i do not like green eggs and ham. i do not like them Sam i am!"
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